hey, i resemble that remark...

Please enjoy this joke my sister emailed me today:

Last night my friend and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some

machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no
quality of life at all...if that ever happens, just pull the plug, ok."

So she got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.